my absence is out of pride (again). And it probably won't be the last time I don't show up here because of some silly thing I'm embarrassed about. For example, never, ever writing yet still claiming I'm a "blogger." Such a phony!
"It's been so long, all of my readership is probably gone anyway."
"I'm not a missionary anymore, who really wants to read the humdrum life of KMK?"
"My blog is embarrassing me and needs an update. I don't want to write until the entire thing is 100% made over."
These are just a few of the things I've been telling myself for the past few months, most of them lies. Except that third one. My blog needed (and still sorely needs!) a makeover. Poor blog, I'm sorry if I've offended you. We've been together for so long now! But truth's gotta be told. You be gettin' a litttttle outdated.
Did I just write on my blog, to my blog? Must have a few screws loose today...
Anyway, why did I start writing again? Oh yeah, to tell you why I haven't been writing.
Long story short (or maybe long, I never quite know until I'm done sputtering thoughts out via keyboard): I've been reading q-u-i-t-e a few blogs lately. And when I say quite a few... you should probably check out my blog roll and see some of the other ones I've been
skimming reading embarrassingly thoroughly. I don't know what it is about reading the intricacies of complete strangers' lives, but man is it entertaining! I am learning new things and picking up tips on just about everything under the sun: lifestyle, budgeting, fashion, blogging, crafts, and seriously so much more. It also feels like I've made tons of new friends. I know, I know, that sounds ridiculous. But I know more about some of these people's lives and children than I do about my closest friends! I feel a bond with them. I am starting to sound like a real creep. But anyway, all that reading sure makes me want to join them and get back to writing in my own peaceful corner of the 'net.
Some of the questions I've been asking myself for many moons now are these:
- What kind of blog do I want to write? Serious? Spiritual? Funny? Real life? All of them?
- Do I want to gain readership? Or just write for fun?
- Do I want to publicize my blog on social media? I thought I was trying to lessen my time spent in those avenues...
- What will my title be? (Lord knows we need a new title over here!)
- What will it look like?
- How much will it cost?
- Will keeping up my blog be like a second job? I mean, I just don't know how Grace does it sometimes.. she must get oodles and oodles of emails, comments, and she still manages to keep up on the social media, nearly daily blog posts, oh, and her 4 children (5th one coming soon!...see what I mean? Creep.).
- Am I ready for this?!
So there ya have it. Kelsey feeling so paralyzed/excited/nervous that she doesn't know how to move forward in the blogosphere and begins talking in the third person. Screws loose I'm tellin' ya, screws. loose.
What are your thoughts? I welcome any and all feedback to my current conundrum, and if you know of someone who happens to do graphic design and/or build websites...send 'em my way. Not literally, an email contact or phone number would suffice. No need to burden UPS with that kind of liability. Also, if you write a blog and I don't already follow you, you should probably let me know and I'll start
stalking you reading what you write. Believe me, I've been making tons of mental notes (and actual notes, on Google Drives) with blogging tips, linking, how to have a super duper cool blog, you know, all the important things.
In sum, I'd like to give myself a warm welcome back to the blogosphere, and let me know how nice it is to be back (oh, that pride thing again). But seriously, 'tis good to be here! For now you may be receiving more random posts from moi, but no guarantees.
I recently watched Shrek 2 and Shrek the Third for the first time (it was a fantastic weekend!) and I just cannot get over Puss 'n Boots. Literally, I laugh every time I think about this face. I'll leave you with this: